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Funny Greeting Card - cartoon drawing of woman standing at a bar - 'If only men could read our minds ... we wouldn't have to shout!' Greeting inside - Blank
Read Our Minds
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Funny Greeting Card - cartoon drawing of 2 women chating in a bar - 'He said to me, let's try something new in the bedroom ... it was a plasma screen!' Greeting inside - Blank
Try Something New
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Funny Greeting Card - cartoon drawing of 2 women chatting over bottle of wine - 'He's irritable, forgetful and deaf. so like most men his age ... basically OK!' Greeting inside - Blank
Irritable, Forgetful & Deaf
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Funny Greeting Card - photograph of couple walking in the sea - 'Of course a blow-job will stop jellyfish stinging you, I saw it on Discovery' Greeting inside - Blank
Jellyfish
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Funny Greeting Card - photograph of couple playing with a ball in the sea - 'A couple more minutes of this and her swim-suit will be totally see-through' Greeting inside - Blank
Swimsuit
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Funny Greeting Card - photograph of girl's silhouette at sunset on edge of mountain - 'Kerry's method of dumping boyfriends was somewhat severe.' Greeting inside - Blank
Method
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Greeting card - black and white photo of a woman in a hair dryer and cooking at the same time Greeting inside - Blank
Champion Multitasker
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Greeting card - We love the kitchen, there's never any men in here Greeting inside - Blank
The Kitchen
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Greeting card - 'John turned off the vacuum and waited for his medal' Greeting inside - Blank
Vacuum
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Greeting Card - "Caught in the act, enteraining a bit of crumpet." Greeting inside - Blank
Crumpet
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Funny greeting card - cartoon - "Yes, yes! You're everyone's knight in shining armour! But does anyone know who it is that shines your armour? Noooo!!" Greeting inside - Blank
Knight in Shining Armour
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Funny greeting card - cartoon - "Be honest Doctor, how long will I have to look after myself?" Greeting inside - Blank
How Long?
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Blank Card - Humorous - 'It is often difficult to tell a male from a female...until they go on holiday' Greeting inside - Blank
Holiday Luggage
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Funny Greeting Card - cartoon of caveman kicking a football with cavewoman looking on. 'It's a handbag, he said, trying to convince her he'd invented something useful' Greeting inside - Blank
Handbag
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Blank Card - 'Development path of human (male): crawl, walk, talk, drink, drink, drink, drink, crawl...'. Greeting inside - Blank
Development of Human (male).
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Greeting card - My dear, diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are a mans. From that, I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intellegent Greeting inside - Blank
More Intelligent Sex
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Greeting Card - Woman: You spend too much money on beer! Man: You spend loads on make up. Woman: That's to make me beautiful! Man: So what do you think the beer's for? Greeting inside - Blank
Make Me Beautiful
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Greeting Card - Woman - "You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear." Man - "Sure, I'll have a beer." Greeting inside - Blank
Have a Beer
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Funny Greeting Card - 'Typical bloke... five days we've been following him aimlessly round these hills and he still won't ask for directions!' Greeting inside - Blank
Ask for Directions
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Funny greeting card - 'Playing mummies & daddies with Tracey had a strange effect on little Jimmy. While listening to her talk about her day he felt an irresistable urge to go down the pub!' Greeting inside - Blank
Down the Pub!
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Funny Greetings Card - 'She looked so peaceful cuddled up next to baby, that her husband really regretted having to wake her up. But he was gasping for a cup of tea.' Greeting inside - Blank
So Peaceful
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Funny Greeting Card - Girl(thinking) -'I wonder how birds fly?... I wonder where the universe ends?... I wonder why stones don't float?...' Boy (thinking) - @I wonder what's for tea?' Greeting inside - Blank
What's for Tea?
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Blank card - old couple in rocking chairs, the man ignoring the woman Greeting inside - Blank
Are you Deaf?
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Funny greeting card - "how to please a woman? love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say... how to please a man? sho Greeting inside - Blank
The Opposite Sex
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Greeting card - "I know a girl that's a compulsive shopper. She'll buy anything that's marked down. One day, she's gonna come home with the escalator." Quote by Henry Youngman Greeting inside - Blank
Compulsive Shopper
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